8.8 C
New York
Monday, November 30, 2020

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U stole my memories

I execused..

U stole my laugh

I execused..

U Stole my heart

I execused..


BUt….. This is toomuch…….

Please return my dog’s biscuit….

It is crying!!!!!!!!!!

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Beauty Tip:

If you want 2 protect your face from dust, mud and other such things…

Then apply…

ASIAN PAINTS;

Exterior Emulsion…

7 Years Gaurantee..

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There are only 5 things we need in life:


Good Friends…

Good Job..

Good Food…

Good Sleep..

&

Good __uck

What ever you are thinking is right…
Good Day..

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Rs 60 crores per day is spent in messaging by Indians, which can be usd 2 feed 60 lakh hungry people in PAKISTAN.

So lets…

Keep those idiots hungry & keep messaging….

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A Guy had six fingers and his friends called him AARYA…. Why???



Guess……………

Because… his name is AARYA.

Moral: Dont think like a scientist.

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R u busy???

How Much Busy???

Fully Busry??

or little Busy??

If you are little busy??

Why don’t you send Message??

&

If you are fully Busy?

.
.

Idiot,, Why are you reading this message??

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Don‘t break anybody’s heart, because every one has only one heart……

Instead, break their bones…. they have 206.

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Ladies hostel caught fire…. It took one hour to bring the fire under control….

and three hours to bring the firemen under control….

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If Balio want to create a email ID…. You know what is Balayya’s E-Mail ID?????

gmail@balakrishna.com…. Mind it.

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Balio:       Yesterday night I saw an English film for 3 hours. No sound… No diloges…

Jr. NTR:  What is the film name babai????

Balio:       INSERT DISC.

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3 monkeys had ran away from zoo..
1st is dancing…. 2nd is eating & 3rd is…
No yaar… It’s not you…. why you always think like that….. that is still missing.

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“Rama Krishna”,   your son died. Hearing this, Ramakrishna
Jumps from 50th floor… At 35th floor, He realizes  ” I dont have any son”
At 20th floor, ” I am not married!” At 3rd Floor……. Shit………
I m not Rama krishna…………….. I m BALAKRISHNA.

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Husband   : Darling.. What you made for dinner????
Wife            :  Poison….. Why?
Husband   :  Today I am coming late.. Don’t wait for me. You eat.
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Alcohol is not the answer to all the questions — Swami Vivekanada
But
If you don’t get the answer, Alcohol heps you to forget the questions– Vijay Mallya

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Now world can’t end in 2012….. Because …… Rajanikanth bought a laptop with 3 years warranty.
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1st question:
You are sitting in front of a computer… Wht computer will think?         Intel inside… Mental outside.
2nd question:
You are standing in front of refrigerator….. What will it think?????         cool inside …. Fool outside.

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Why did Rajnikanth buy an acre of land with 4 wells in each corner???

Just…. to play CAROMS.

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This message is being sent in the interest of humanity….. Guys please stop making jokes on Rajanikant…

Or Else…..

He will delete the INTERNET.

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A Fantastic letter by a little kid who hates maths:


Dear Maths, 


Please grow up soon & try to solve your own problems. Don’t depend upon others!!!

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Finally it has happend!!
Beer is now cheaper than Onions!!!
No more tears………… Only BEERS!!!!! cheers.
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Boy friend rushes home: 
Pack your bag honey, I have won Rs.10 crores in lottery.

Girl Friend: WOW!!! Where we are going Thailand or Switzerland???Boy Friend: Who cares???? Just pack your bag & GET LOST!!!!

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A psychological fact – when 2 Idian couples come face to face!!!!

Wives looks at each other saree… But husbands looks at each other wife…..! 

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Y in every love story sister supports brother but brother does not supports sister???
Because sister knows what love is ….. !!!!  and brother knows what  boys are….!!! 

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In today’s life, love marriage means “To marry your own lover”

Arranged marriage means “To marry others lover” It hurts u but its amazingly true.

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If Balayya used lamp to study,


Nagarjuna used candle to study, venky studies under street light… But
Do you know about Chiranjeevi?….. Only agarbatti.
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Height of insult –

Man surfing channels asks his wife : Darling should I watch porn or cricket??
Wife: for god sake watch porn, you already know hot to play cricket.
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Once Rajanikanth playing cricket during  mansoons……




Guess what happened?????


Rains cancelled due to match.

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