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Teacher: Ek saal me kithne rathein hothe hai ?
Student : 10 rathein …
Teacher : Kaise ???
Student : 1 Sivratri aur 9 Navratri
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Biwi ki absense me sardar apni girl friend ko bulatha aur naukar ko 100 dhe kar boltha hai ki ‘malkin’ ko nahi bathana.
Naukar : 100 bahuth kam hai saab. ‘Malkin’ isi kam ko 500 dethi hai.
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Wife : Shaadi se pehle to thum mujhe roz gift diya kartethe…
ab kya hua ?
Husband : Machli Pakadne ke baadh bhi kya koi chara daltha hai kya ?
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Biwi :Aaap Salim ki biwi ke janaze pe nahi gayi ?
Santa: Kis Muh se Javu. Wo Tisri bar Biwi ke janaze pe bula raha hai
Aur mein use ek bar bhi nahi bula saka…
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Biwi : Wo samne Sharabi dekh rahe ho ?
10 saal pehle maine usse shadi ke liye mana kiya tha. Aur wo ajtak pee raha hai
Pathi : Baap Re
Itna Lamba Celeberations !!!!!
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Wo annkh badi pyari thi jo usne hum ko mari thi…
Hum to muft mein hi lut gaye yarooon…
Humein kya pata ki unko Baba Ram Dev wali bimari thi…
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1 Sardar : Tenu Pata Hai ” Lal Khila ” Kis ne banaya ???
2 Sardar : Yaar maine nahi pata,
1 Sardar : Karti na… sardar log bahut genius log rahte the.
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Pati ke marne k agle din wife ne paper me ad diya:
Antim sanskar me shamil hue logon ko thanks:
From:
Nitu – (32)
Hight- 5’3″
36-24-36
Gora Rang
Bache nahi hai.
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AAJ Kal Ke Log….
Din me ‘Hari OM’
Raat me ‘Condom’
Din Me ‘Agarbatti’
Raat Me ‘Jabhardasthi’
Din Me ‘Puja & Arthi’
Raat me ‘Divya & Sheela’
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S.H.A.D.I ….. Full-form
S : Shanthi Baang
H : Himmath Khatham
A : Azadhi Samapth
D : Dimag Kharab
I : Imtihaan Shuru
Jiski Huyi hai — JEELO
Jiski Nahi Huyi hai — SOCHLO…..
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BOY: MOM, aap blouse mein paise kyon rakhti ho…?
MOM: Taaki tere papa ko patha nahi chale….
BOY: Bichare papa……
Roz kaamavali ke blouse me doondthe rahte hai…
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Teacher – Bathao, jo log galat kaam karthe hai,
wo kaha jaatha hain?
Sharm aathe ladki boli –
Shehri log HOTEL me
aur
Gaon ke log GANNE KE KHET me jathe hai.
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