SMS JOKES IN TELUGU:
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MORE SMS COMING SOON…..
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God : Cheppu nee korika enti ???
Boy : Maa inti daggara nundi USA ki road kavali.
God : Adhi kudharadhu vere emaina kora unte cheppu.
Boy : Prathi girl only one boy ni matrame love chesetatlu chudu swamy
God : Cheppu USA ki road single line kavala double line kavala..
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God : Cheppu nee korika enti ???
Boy : Maa inti daggara nundi USA ki road kavali.
God : Adhi kudharadhu vere emaina kora unte cheppu.
Boy : Prathi girl only one boy ni matrame love chesetatlu chudu swamy
God : Cheppu USA ki road single line kavala double line kavala..
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Girl : Baga Gurthosthunnav raa… Anduke Thattukoleka Call Chesa…
Boy : Ippude kadha 1 hour matladav !
Girl : Oh…!!! Shhh… Malli Neeke call chesana.
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Oka cinema hall owner “ROSHAIAH” ki pedda fan.
Andhuku athadu thana cinema hall ki “ROSHAIAH DOTHI” ani peru pettadu.
Prathi kottha cenemaki paperlo ila vasthundhi….
“ROSHAIAH DOTHI LO” —————- KOTHA BANGARU LOKAM
“ROSHAIAH DOTHI LO” —————– EMAINDHI EEVELA
“ROSHAIAH DOTHI LO” —————– SIMHA
“ROSHAIAH DOTHI LO” —————– RAGADA
“ROSHAIAH DOTHI LO” —————– KALYAN RAM KATHI
“ROSHAIAH DOTHI LO” —————– MIRAYPAKAY
“ROSHAIAH DOTHI LO” —————– THEEN MAAR
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Ram Charan: Babai 2012 lo yugantham avuthundha?
Pavan: Anthavaraku endukura bacha……2011 lo Paramaveera Chakra release kani okkadu migaladu.
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Jr. NTR : Babai… nee laptop kaavali.
BALAYYA : Theesukellu
Jr. NTR : Chala baruvuga undhi
BALAYYA : Konchem data delete chesi theesukellu.
Jr. NTR : Nuvvu chala intelligent babai.
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Dad bought a robot which slaps when we tell lies:
Dad: y r u so late? …..
Son: Extra Class….. Robot slapped the son…
Son: Movie….
Dad: Which movie?…. Son: Bala Ganesha… Robot again slapped…
Son: Chikatlo Chinnadi…
Dad: I had never seen such a movie…. Robot slapped the dad.
Mom: Enthaina mee koduku kadha… Robot slapped the mom.
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Zoo nunchi vacchadu…… “Chimpanji”….la unnnadu…. anukuntuntunnava???
Kottaga undhani try chesa…!
Lopala Buradha pandhi paurusham alane undhi. Bayatiki theesanante racha rachhe…!
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Balayya: Nenu Kuda Jagan laga odarpu yatra chepadathanura..
Jr. NTR: Deniki Babai.
Balayya: Mana cinemalu chusi suicide chesukunnavalla kosam.
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Jr. NTR: repu non veg thindama babai?
Balayya: Sare repu manam fish thindham.
Jr NTR: Andulo Mullu untai kadha babai?
Balayya: Parvaledhura cheppulesukuni thindham.
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Meghalu Kamminappudu nuvve guthukosthav…..
Urumulu Uriminappudu nuvve gurthukosthav….
Chinukullo thadisinapudu kuda nuvve gurthukosthunnav….
Please naa godugu eppudisthav?????
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